02 : The peanut butter Saga

Mysteries of the Aquarian

Mostly Aquarian are aloof, attention seeking and running chaps. They have wonderful excuses when it comes to showing up and always have a habit of running consistently from you and as well on the tread mill.

So, here is a mystery of my Aquarian. The scene is very funny I said to him, we had a fling let’s break up, just for some fun and spice in the mountains. I have a habit of breaking up on flings and running in serious relationships. The fling break up is very special as you laugh, have good coffee and end up in good friendship at the end.

But, here comes the irony the Aquarian marshmallow was serious about how ethically should a arrange marriage meet end and a girl n a guy can’t meet and even talk, after they say a no. I was wondering is he like the new Mirza Ghalib. He’s been brainstorming serious arrange marriage tips to me since I met him, which he never applies after giving a no as a reply, which really doesn’t matter. Because in india a guy can hook up with any one and a girl can’t even ask why did you break the fling darling ??????

I was speaking with him in front of my car and his car. He was so careful about his new thar that I would boomerang it with my swift , that he was constantly in reverse mode. I had chased him like tom chases Jerry to greet him diwali greetings. We spoke it was okay, then came the twist my dad called and asked where you are, I’m coming to pick you up ??? I forget to mention while chasing the mouse I had also my brother as company and left him no where in the middle like in the Tom and Jerry cartoon small cute elephant is left, because I had to catch the mouse alone. My brother was so annoyed and I really felt bad , inside I was more excited about the 🐭 reaction. He was in shock !!!! 🤯

I said to dad i’m coming and the aquarian mouse will drop me , the man was so perplexed and angry with the bluff that was in palpatations. I went home and he went home too. He never picked my calls after that, thinking she’s too good 🐱🐈 meaawwwwww.

The next day I got a call, he was lecturing me at 30 you’re parents should not have allowed you to come and said you bluff, this is not fair and I was smiling and laughing.

This is iconic the peanut butter itself is not smelling butterish, what that means……… when the mouse 🐀 doesn’t want to get caught he runs ……… and still is running………. And telling me why r u even catching me hawwwwwwww.

He so full of attention, that he keeps repeating and telling everyone this woman is after me, so I even proved him that on the face.

So, let’s enjoy another chapter next week.

Xoxo

Tanya Sharma